More Overhearings

Tyke (describing to me some story he had read): They escaped back to earth in Hyperventilation Suits.

Tyke (talking back to the tv after an ad): Mom! Did they just say "mosquito lobsters"?

G (jealously berating the many awesome winners of the 2006 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, and intentionally making fun of goofy language): I'm much too igneous to become one of those writers.